- 07 Οκτ 2016, 16:51 #310159 Πες μου ότι περίμενες να διαβάσεις τέτοια είδηση στην... Ναυτεμπορική!

I hooked up my accelerator pedal to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop and I'm gone...

- 07 Οκτ 2016, 16:53 #310162

Τι ξεχασμένο μωρέ ? Πως έχεζε η μαλάκω ?

Αν διαβάσεις το άρθρο της SUN τα εξηγεί όλα.

Ήθελε κόλπα η κυρία και αφού τελείωσαν τα παιχνιδάκια, έψαχναν να το βρούν στο κρεβάτι αλλά δεν το έβρισκαν.
Όταν πίεσε το στομάχι της το άκουσε να γουργουρίζει και κατάλαβε ότι κάπου εκεί πίσω θα είναι ξεχασμένο...

Eίπα και εγώ ότι το έψαχνε καμμιά εβδομάδα.

- 07 Οκτ 2016, 21:40 #310245

...μιας και το έφερε η κουβέντα, με ειδοποίησαν σήμερα ότι οι βέρες μου είναι έτοιμες.

SHIT HAS BECOME REAL.

FUCK.

Μην αγχώνεσαι, ο γάμος δεν είναι τίποτα. Πραγματικά το λέω...



Να αγχωθείς όταν το τεστ εγκυμοσύνης βγει θετικό... Τότε το σκατό θα γίνει πολύ πραγματικό και μυρωδάτο...

Μέχρι τότε καμία ουσιαστική διαφορά με πριν. ΜΕΤΑ η ζωή σου αλλάζει.

Then:
Peugeot 206 1.6 110ps
Citroen C4 Picasso 1,8
MWB 320i Ε90

Now:
Audi A3 1,6 FSI =>

- 07 Οκτ 2016, 22:26 #310263 Ας συνεισφέρω κι εγω την δικη μου εμπειρια.
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=JC7Nbbo7Hpo


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"I find the cars uncompromisingly, almost painfully, beautiful" Ayrton Senna

- 07 Οκτ 2016, 22:50 #310275

pfc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7APmRkatEU

[drdino]

- 07 Οκτ 2016, 22:56 #310279

Ας συνεισφέρω κι εγω την δικη μου εμπειρια.
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=JC7Nbbo7Hpo


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Κωνσταντίνος
Ο γερομπισμπίκης σε νέες περιπέτειες.

Κάτω η δικτατορία των shorts.

- 07 Οκτ 2016, 22:58 #310281 Κάνε τώρα edit mod στον εαυτό σου και βάλε το σωστό λίγκα...

Then:
Peugeot 206 1.6 110ps
Citroen C4 Picasso 1,8
MWB 320i Ε90

Now:
Audi A3 1,6 FSI =>

- 08 Οκτ 2016, 00:56 #310320

Ας συνεισφέρω κι εγω την δικη μου εμπειρια.
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=JC7Nbbo7Hpo


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Fixed!

I hooked up my accelerator pedal to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop and I'm gone...

- 08 Οκτ 2016, 01:09 #310325

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"I find the cars uncompromisingly, almost painfully, beautiful" Ayrton Senna

- 08 Οκτ 2016, 01:28 #310332

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Fixed AGAIN!

Ρε σεις, αυτή την δουλειά θα κάνω;

I hooked up my accelerator pedal to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop and I'm gone...

- 08 Οκτ 2016, 09:59 #310374 Pitt for mod!

Then:
Peugeot 206 1.6 110ps
Citroen C4 Picasso 1,8
MWB 320i Ε90

Now:
Audi A3 1,6 FSI =>

- 08 Οκτ 2016, 10:24 #310387 Thanks αλλά ο Γκεάκος είναι φίλος μου. Προηγείται αυτός...

I hooked up my accelerator pedal to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop and I'm gone...

- 12 Οκτ 2016, 14:09 #312288 Ποιός είπε ότι δεν υπάρχουν γυναίκες που ψάχνονται ανοιχτά και να είναι ειλικρινείς γι'αυτό που ζητάνε;

Drive quick but safe and stay calm.
My Flickr

- 13 Οκτ 2016, 15:03 #312855

Θα είμαι πάντα με τους ξυπόλυτους , γιατί αυτοί έχουν το δίκιο με το μέρος τους.

- 13 Οκτ 2016, 22:25 #313036 Βρε τον καημένο τον Ανακόντα!

Terrified virgin bride bashes her husband over the head with a wine bottle after seeing his large manhood for the first time on their honeymoon in South Africa

Mnombo Madyibi, 32, was on his honeymoon in Coffee Bay, South Africa
His unnamed wife was so scared by his oversized manhood, she beat him
The couple had decided to abstain since meeting in a church last year
Husband's nickname is 'Anaconda' after football friends saw his privates.

A virgin bride allegedly battered her husband on their honeymoon after seeing his penis for the first time.
Mnombo Madyibi, 32, ended up with a bandaged head after getting intimate with his wife on their honeymoon having decided to abstain until they were wed.
The unnamed wife described her husband's penis as a 'hairy, scary cucumber' and he reportedly goes by the nickname of 'Anaconda' after his football teammates saw his manhood in the changing rooms.
'All was well and she enjoyed the foreplay,' Madyibi told the Daily Star.
'But all hell broke loose the moment I took off my underwear.'
As the heavy petting continued, he said his wife reacted in horror, bit his ear and squeezed his private parts.
'Before I knew it,' he added, 'she knocked me over with a bottle of wine before attempting to suffocate me with a red and white teddy bear I'd bought her as a gift.'
The screams woke up other guests at their bed an breakfast in Coffee Bay, South Africa, and the pair ended up taking different buses home.
'I think she's angry because I could only afford a cheaper honeymoon instead of the one she wished for in Zanzibar,' Madyibi said.
His wife, who the amateur football player had met at church last year, played down the violence, saying: 'He has a big penis – long like a cucumber and hairy and scary like a bush.
'I only slapped him on the cheek.'
With their marriage on the rocks, they have decided to agree to counselling instead of involving the police to tackle their issues.
Madyibi said: 'I've only heard of penis enlargement and not penis shrinking.'

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I hooked up my accelerator pedal to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop and I'm gone...